~Alecca

Ok so I don't use this journal very often but this was the stupidest and most disgusting incident EVER.


Today at work I decided that with my 2$ lunch fund I would buy a delicious bag of crunchy Cheetos from the vending machine in the lounge.

Delicious, non-threatening Cheetos for breakfast.

So I open the bag and I'm merrily crunching away on my delicious cheesey snack when I actually look down at the Cheetos I noticed a black piece of something-or-other on one of them. I tossed that one in the garbage and pick up the next one, which also had a black something-or-other on it. I was pretty weirded out so I dumped the bag onto the fitting room counter where I was standing.

There

Were

Dead

Ants

On

My

Cheetos

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!?

WHY ARE THERE FUCKING ANTS IN MY CHEETOS!!?

I had every intention of calling the customer service hotline for whatever company makes Cheetos... but as most people who know me have already figured out, I didn't because I was too embarassed.


I am NEVER eating out of that vending machine again and I doubt I'll be able to eat Cheetos any time soon.