Ants...
Journal Entry: Sun Aug 3, 2008, 4:43 PM
- Listening to: Falling in Love in a Coffee Shop - Landon Pigg
- Playing: Final Fantasy 4
- Eating: DEAD ANTS
Ok so I don't use this journal very often but this was the stupidest and most disgusting incident EVER.
Today at work I decided that with my 2$ lunch fund I would buy a delicious bag of crunchy Cheetos from the vending machine in the lounge.
Delicious, non-threatening Cheetos for breakfast.
So I open the bag and I'm merrily crunching away on my delicious cheesey snack when I actually look down at the Cheetos I noticed a black piece of something-or-other on one of them. I tossed that one in the garbage and pick up the next one, which also had a black something-or-other on it. I was pretty weirded out so I dumped the bag onto the fitting room counter where I was standing.
There
Were
Dead
Ants
On
My
Cheetos
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!?
WHY ARE THERE FUCKING ANTS IN MY CHEETOS!!?
I had every intention of calling the customer service hotline for whatever company makes Cheetos... but as most people who know me have already figured out, I didn't because I was too embarassed.
I am NEVER eating out of that vending machine again and I doubt I'll be able to eat Cheetos any time soon.
Devious Comments
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From The Gospel according to Squdge
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
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From The Gospel according to Squdge
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From The Gospel according to Squdge
LONG CAT IS LOOOOONG
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
BIG FAG.
.....ps, THIS IS LIKE MSN!!!!!!!! C:<
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
HEY...GET BACK ON DA FAAAAG! I SAW YOU WATCHING YOU, WHILE I WATCHED YOU, NOW TURN YOUR COMP BACK ON, NOMO HOMO HOMJO!
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
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Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and finally for money.
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The only time I cry is when the amount of peanut butter overpowers the jelly.
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I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.
Hiii!
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